This game’s clearly been put together on a tiny budget, and there is absolutely no visual flair here at all. The animals are cute, but extremely simplistic – the chicks are blobs with eyes. The loading screen is a blinking cow drawing. The game’s opening sequence is a series of slightly wonky, still cartoon images apparently drawn in ten minutes by somebody who can’t quite get hands right. You can give your animals a wee stroke with the Gamepad to increase their happiness, which is sadly pretty pointless – happy animals make more produce, but you’ll never be bothered to take the time to furiously scrub at all your animals with the stylus once you’ve got more than about four of them. Every fifteen minutes or so you can order a new animal, ranging from cows, sheep and chickens in the early stages of the game to llamas and buffalo later on, delivered by a charming stork. Between collecting produce, building things here’s always just enough going on that your mind doesn’t get the chance to think that maybe you’d be better off doing something else. It gets that Farmville compulsion loop exactly right. As your farm starts to run itself more effectively, you’ve got more time to expand and build more stuff. It’s these machines – a gigantic egg robot that collects eggs for you, a shearer that plucks sheep from the field with its gloved, mechanical hand and relieves them of their wool – that give Funky Barn personality, making it more likeable than the bare-bones presentation initially indicates. Challenges and More! Choose from 3 increasingly challenging farmlands or challenge yourself and try out your farming skills in a high-pressure situation? Take over an already-out-of-control farm and try to bring it back from the brink of collapse within the time limitFunky Barn puts you in charge of a run-down farm and tasks you with building it up to verdant productivity again, populating the paddocks with cute animals and building various barmy contraptions to make your farming life easier.Even trade with local farmers to keep growing your farm. Strategies For Success! Spend your money wisely, nurture your animals by keeping the farm tended to and making the best use of your space.There are also plenty of hidden secrets to uncover and rewards to receive for your efforts. Be Amazed! Funky Barn boasts bright, dynamic visuals and allows you to zoom in and out of your creation to get up close and personal.Create and Play – Your Way! Pick up and drop confused-looking sheep into the Shearing Machine to produce wool bales, throw unsuspecting cows into the Milking Machine to obtain valuable milk, rescue chickens that have fallen into the river… if it looks like you can grab it, you probably can!.But just remember, they all need a little TLC. It's All About The Animals! Raise your usual and not-so-usual farm animals, each with its own over-the-top personalities: Even customise your animals from top to tail. The Ultimate Farming Sandbox! Funky Barn is the ultimate sandbox game, providing the tools and options you need to create exactly the kind of farm that YOU want to play!.Get Hands-on with your Animals! Without a doubt, the stars of this quirky, offbeat farm simulation are the animals, each one unique and alive with personality! Take the time to pay individual attention to your animals and reap the benefits: happy animals are productive animals, and produce more cash.Use the WiiU GamePad in all-new ways! Touch, shake, tilt, even speak to manage your farm, or go old-school with button-and-stick action.Slap on your straw hat and grubbiest coveralls and take hold of your Wii U GamePad - it's time to get your hands dirty! Devote yourself to your own slice of lush countryside and take up the challenge of creating a beautiful farmland full of animals, crops, trees and more… then develop it into the craziest, most offbeat farm imaginable, overflowing with the whackiest contraptions and goofiest gizmos you and your animals have ever seen! This is not your ordinary farm… It's your farm - and it's like no farm you've seen before!
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